Today's news is that the morons are at it again and pissed off the family of a dead jewish guy.  They, the morons, baptized a dead guy into moronism.  I hear the morons apologized but the report did not say what is the current religious condition of the cadaver.   (Of course I have written the real truth about this, see "Sore Afflicted and Grievous Chagrined" in Bill's Corner about my post-mortum-retro-un-bapt and prospective-pre-un-baptism).   But in this case the jewish guy was on his own as neither he nor his family has applied for my services.  Too bad there.

If he had been a jewish cadaver then baptized moron I think he is stuck as a moron now.   That does mean he can be god of his own planet if he wore the sacred temple underwear.  But of that we have no evidence.  The voodoo symbols on the underwear protect morons from harm so how did he get dead.  Hey, as a matter of factual record, how is it that sacred undies wearing morons end up in the morgue at all?   There is a fly in this ointment but I point no fingers.  It is a matter for the Better Business Bureau and the lawyers.