A MATTER OF SUBSTANTIAL IMPORTANCE TO BABIES, BLESS THEM, PROBABLY

We here at the Religion and Other Spooky Stuff Desk,  keep up with the vatican comedians for you.   It has been known for centuries  that babies who got dead before they got baptized never made it  to heaven.   Lucky for them though they didn't go to hell either.  They just evaporated into limbo.  Really!  Limbo is not a board game but some where between the good place and the bad place.  It is a murky place and no fun at all.

But in recent years the vaticanizers have been knitting their brows for a way to sneak the babies into heaven.  After all the babies, tho loaded up with original sin, never had a chance to enjoy the sins.  So they, the guys in the black clothes, pondered and fussed.  One said,  "All of us have hope for the babies." Ain't that sweet!

Anyway we can all relax now probably.   Though the official decision seems muddled to me,  they claim to have found a way to empty limbo and transplant the babies into heaven.   What they did with the original sin wasn't stated; it had to go somewhere.  So it is good for the babies but what will the priests use limbo for now that it is vacated?   After all here is some well established, certified catholic real estate going to waste.  We will follow this for you and report as soon as word comes down from Rome.

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