Now we here at Lake Superior Freethinkers (major branch of ffrf) have put our thinkers and scientists to work big time.   And we have come up with the secret sign that unsanctifies any edifice or hospital and decaffienates any beverage.   Oh, while at the same time enhancing the beverage quality of all beers and ales. 

Our lab worked real hard on the project but got no where until I strode in there with all my spendor and regalia and demonstrated the special sign:  Make the sign of the cross upside down and poof, everyone is as safe as a Freethinker.  

Oh, no need to send me thanks. Send MONEY, lots of it here to LSF.  Checks made out to LSF are good.   If you send credit cards that is nice too but risky as we are frisky about our alms.  

Bill van Druten, flounder of Lake Superior Freethinkers and LLMFFRF*   

* Live Life Member Freedom from religion Foundation.