Owing to my deep maturity, which is to say, ripeness, I have not purchased any long bonds now for a while.   I don't want you to think that I am over any hill or obsolete.   I am yet steeped in ancient lore and full of elegant wisdoms.   And you will want some of it.   So that is why I have opened my mentor business at www. SublimeWisdom.me.   I am very cheap but well worth it.

All of my protojays will attest to that.  They, the protojays, very much approve of me as I provide seeds and nuts for them.   But they are freeloaders.  And that is why I am looking for some new ones with bank accounts and debit cards.   

Here is what you get for your fees with me, Bill, the ever so savvy  thinker.

 1.  plenty of damn good advice and as well some free not as good advice.
 2.  a membership card on authentic cardboard which gets you into many athletic activities (they are to date unavailable but I am working on it.) Plus a discount on peanut butter from Alaska.
 3. even more second class advice especially about federal election choices.  (State and city elections? well you are your own.)  I am a specialist sort of oracle.  I got two fed lections  wrong recently but the last two right. 

But my fees are reasonable so just sign up and send me your debit card and social security numbers and in a month or two I will tell you what my fees were.  You may cancel any time after the first twelve years.   

Oh, and I have for you also for no additional cost, my ratings of all the god's prayer response times.  These will surprise and impress you.   Here is a hint:   Baal does best in that department but his provenance is second class at best so you are better off staying with Athena or Poseidon as they really deliver  though not as quickly as Baal.  So it is your choice, quick delivery or better product. For example I prayed Baal for an improvement to my right hip.  Wammo, next day in the parcel post came a crutch.   But with Athena, a day later came a pair of crutches.  That suited me better all around.  So you could go about with one crutch quickly or wait a day for the two.   You choose.  I like Athena she is cuter.