Every commettee needs a chairman and preferably one which can spell gud. But too late, now here is my preface for you; First of all, ok, we couldn't afford vermillion paint for the cover so jus' suck it up and buy the crap grey copy. Secondly I will aver right out front that I was in a coma for most of grammar school, bored to tears, so I have copied a lot of my spellen form where ever it seemed best at the time. But lots is my own improvement for our language. That not withstanding or wherewithall, I know deep in my heart that you all, my esteemed readers, will greatly benefit from my wisdom, as is now available for a pittance or twelve olive pittances. Which is to say BUY AND READ THIS BOOK. Then burn it of course or the inquisition or IRS may call you in for guess what! Burning is just right for my books because they is foul, er, fuel and ignite so easily. So burn um so others will need to BUY their own expensive, leather bound copies with the lovely picture of me on the cover at extra cost.