The recent news is that the morons are at it again and pissed off the family of some dead jewish guy.  They, the morons, baptized the dead guy into moronism.  I hear they apologized but the report did not tell what the current religious condition of the cadaver is.  Of course I have written the remedy for this, see Post-mortum retro-un-baptism and prospective-pre-un-baptism.   But in this case the jewish guy was on his own as neither he nor his family has applied for my services.  Too bad there.  If he had been a jewish cadaver then baptized moron I think he is stuck as a moron cadaver.   That does mean he can be god of his own planet if he wore the sacred temple underwear.  But of that we have insufficient evidence except that it protects morons from harm so he wouldn't be dead.  But he might have taken it off for a bath when he died.     Hey, as a matter of factual record, how is it that sacred undies wearing morons end up in the morgue so often?   There is a fly in this ointment but I point no fingers.  It is a matter for the Better Business Bureau and the lawyers.