AN UPDATE ON A LONG AWAITED RESOLUTION OF A MATTER OF SUBSTANTIAL IMPORTANCE TO BABIES,
 BLESS THEM, (MAYBE)


We here at the religion and spooky stuff desk know what you have been hoping for.  And it is here, well nearly here as of the Fall of 1966. The Vatican, (you know, Make Believe Central,) theologians are knitting their brows looking for a way to save unbaptised babies from limbo.  REALLY!     (Limbo is not a board game; it is a catholic holding pattern some where between the good place and the bad place.)

One vaticanizer is quoted as:   “All of us have hope for the babies.”   You see those babies had been pre-loaded up with original sin,  Booga, booga,  hear the ominous music?  But these innocents don’t suffer, but they don’t get any wings, harps or the huge eternal orgasm from kissing god’s ass.
 Well we were all promised a decision on that but now it is 2009 and neither I nor my coajuter-archy-bish, Bobby Ratslinger have had any word.  Have you?   Sad for the poor little ones but that is how it stands as as far as I know.