ANOTHER DAMN SALAD DRESSING
Bill is off duty again so as usual he has shoved his responsibilities over to me, Ralph, his Co-adjuter Plenipotentiary. I do love the title but the salary is pathetic for a learned person as I. I have objected but Bill tells me that co-adjutors are plentiful in the bushes and I could even be replaced with a nuncio or defrocked archie-bish. He pays on time and provides dental coverage so I just put up with him.
Bill suggests these Vinegarettes be read sparingly. Best is to sprinkle them between more leafy reading matter because too much of his junk gives many readers spasms in the belly and the fantods. Some readers want Bill to add sugar to his recipe but Bill said he tried sugar and it took all the joy out of it for him.
What gets Bill's crank over wound is the way 'intelligent' folk swallow down their ill-sauced religious salad and defer to the quackos on Sunday. He is amazed at their refusal to contradict religious pronouncements or even question them or better to stand up in church and say, "Oh, Bull Shit! You know that is a lie!"
I do sympathise with Bill on that. Those people don't even take note that churches, gogues, and mooshies (that is the name for the islam places) are all telling children different stories as real fact.
I asked Bill why he hasn't informed the public about that. He says that many people have tried but get crumpled up or burnt as blasphemers (that is the make believe offense that they pull out when troubled by reality). Bill feels he can be more informative with his vinegar and oil mix. Personally I think he is typing into the wind but it makes him happy. And he needs to do something besides watching all his favorite girlie porn to justify the purchase of his new peuter.
Anyway, that is the way I see it and it is enough for this Vinegarette. Ralph
Saturday, August 14, 2010
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Religious Curiosities,
Vinegarettes Of Our Times
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1 comments:
Some readers have criticized this one for disjointedness and bad language. I say don't blame me for the low grade help I get. Anyway Ralph is on the way out soon but don't tell him yet as I want him to clean up his messes first.
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