Our guide and mentor,  Pudenda Wilson, requests the following be added to her Almanac.

In case of a persistently barking, yapping or howling neighborhood dog it is better to inform the police than to use poisoned hamburger, though the latter is quicker and more convincing.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Well that settles it for me. I will try the law first but I reserve the right and duty to.............

Bill van Druten said...

Anonymouse is right on this matter and deserves to be respected and protected.

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