BREAKING NEWS


INTERNATIONAL NEWS BULLETIN:  Foreskin of Jesus found at Lester Park in Duluth, Minnesota.  Incredible as it seems, fishermen found the wrinkled thing and were going to use is as bait when a label was noticed on the underside.  Translated from Canadian French it read, "Property of Jesus ben Joseph, if found please return to the nearest Moron Church.  

Historians now believe that Mr. Jesus was born in New York and later went to Quebec and that his father was Joseph Smith, founder of the Moron Church.  It seems that fur trading frenchmen had snatched his thingamabob in a religious massacre and sold it to indians who worshiped it as a piece of the GREAT BOOGA BOOGA, (the indian earth god ).  A scalp found nearby may be associated with the thingamabob.    

We await further developments in this amazing story.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

I clicked "Full Size" under your photograph. Having met you in person, I must report that the resulting picture was not your full size. Perhaps we should pray about this?

Bill van Druten said...

Pray for me! I have shrunken severely evidently!

If the prayers work we both will be astonished and must repent and go religious. But if not we can stay honest persons.

So says Bill

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