Hey, can we give the gay priests a break for a little while?  Plenty of priests are not boy abusers at all.  Lots are straight and prefer the little girls.  So I say let the criminal courts deal with the queer offenders and lets notice what others are doing for heterosexual education of little girls.  They, the little girls, need catholic sexual training too.   Celibate priests are in a good position for this job.  I expect the vatican guarantees that under age girls can't get preggers from priests.  Oh, they can get AIDS and other unpleasantnesses but no babies; that's nice because abortion is frowned on, a lot.  Not to worry though priests, your current pope will protect you.  But better hurry, no telling what might change with a new pope.

I can't see why priests shouldn't have girlfriends or get married or have a gay partner if they choose.  You know, like normal people.   They could even stay single and jerk off as needed.  Plenty of popes cardinals and priests of the old days had a hell of a romp with the nuns and courtesans or guy friends often consensual.   

Of course modern priests would still be clerics of an imaginary polytheism.  But that might change too. So I say, new pope, new rules.  I recommend girl priests and let them marry or shack up with guy priests.  That would keep the superstitious pollution 'all in the family' so to say. Might be a nice clean humanistic community if they would wise up all around.

Shocking and disgusting as they are I am more shocked and disgusted with the moms and dads and aunts and uncles who look the other way and send in money and teach the little ones to have have magic friends in the sky and be vulnerable.