ADAM'S ABDOMEN
Sometimes a retired guy just has a lot too much time on his hands. And look what happens if he puts his hands all over a keyboard.
I am fairly well informed bibally. I know for a fact that god was made in our image. Still there are some puzzlers. Take Adam. Every photo I have seen of Adam shows his belly button (umbilicus to the upper class). That means there was a placenta (after birth to us ordinary people). When I first noticed that, my brow squinched up and my head tilted over to the left in my quizzical mode. What is wrong here? I couldn’t recall any bible reference to god’s pregnancy with Adam. Did he have morning sickness? Was it a vaginal or caesarean delivery? It doesn’t say. Do you know?
Adam was made in god’s image though and that meant god had a belly button too but again no biblical notice of god’s mother. Now take Eve, (greek for rib girl) she isn’t god’s mother just a daughter. But she wasn’t born normal: she popped up another way entirely.
She was fabricated by god from Adam’s rib. The job was done in a twinkling or with some other machine and it was a good job too. I do believe that because Adam and all of us males are short one rib on the right side, maybe left side. Anyway in close up photos, statues, and paintings Eve has a belly button too. Why? I don’t know but you can see for yourself in the movies when she prances around nude. Altogether a lovely gal. High, proud breasts and that coy smile! Everyone likes her.
Saturday, August 14, 2010
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4 comments:
Damn! That Pudenda is sure plenny helpful. Where did her family get the name for her? Very unusual, I like it.
Devoted Reader
Just wanna say how much I love Bill's coroner. Then this nonsense should end.
Sharon
You are a learned one Bill. Do you know if Adam ever married Eve and made a decent woman of her? Lotta folks been asking and it does seem an important canonical matter. Please report.
Your biggest fan.
I respect your curiosity, Anonymous. I hadn't thought to inquire into such a personal matter and yet I do agree with you that we must know. Sad to report though, to date I have found no marriage certificate under the names, Adam, Eve, or Rib Girl nor First Lusty Couple, etc. I does seem that they shagged because they had children. All evidence to date suggests that Adam got her knocked up without benefit of clergy. Yes, we agree that they were shameless and the children bastards and bastardesses. Aktchewlly it makes all of ill-legit. Shocking but true!
I hope that answers your question. If not I suggest Wikipedia and do your own research, damn it!
Bill of Bill's Coroner
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